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Dear Doctor Dave ,I have water dripping out of my 9913 coax every time it rains. Is this normal?


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Dear Doctor Dave, do bigger breasts put out more breast milk? – John in Valencia

John: it would seem like large breasts are tanks full of milk, but it is actually just fat tissue and the glands that produce breast milk are the same as girls with small breasts. I have sucked on many big and small pregnant titties and although I have experienced different flavors, I never noticed measurable differences in milk production based on how big the knockers were. Take care John – Dr. Dave

Dear Dr. Dave, can I call my pussy a pee pee or should I call it my privates? Richelle from Hopewell. 

Hi Richelle: I have brought a few good looking girls home from the bar and found out they had a pee pee  when it was too late, but anyway, pee pee stands for penis, and most girls don’t have penises. To break it down: pee pee is a singular thing that means penis. Girls have many beautiful parts to their privates, which would be plural. Let’s go back to a place in time when everything was plain and simple. In Kindergarten, boys have a pee pee and girls have privates.